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Manhattan with a Plum

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a manhattan with a plum in it.
The bartender says, "You mean a cherry."

She says, "No, I mean a plum."

The bartender says, "Look lady, I've been tending bar for 20 years and you're the first person that's ever asked for a manhattan with a plum. Where did you ever get that idea?"

She said, "Well, about 3 years ago I lost my cherry, and I've been plumb crazy ever since!"
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