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More Blonde Answers What's a blonde's mating call?
I think I'm drunk.
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Because The orange juice said concentrate
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
Duel air bags!
How did the blonde rob the drive-up window at the bank?
She put her gun in the little basket along with a note that said "This is a stick-up"
How many blondes does it take to make popcorn?
Four. One to hold the pan, and three to shake the stove
Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
What do you call a beautiful blond Mensa member?
Foxymoron.
What goes Vroom-Screech Vroom-Schreech?
A blond at a flashing red light
What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
Once you get them on their back they're screwed.....
What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth.
What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
I know how many men went down on the Titanic
What's the first thing a blonde says after sex?
Was it good for me?
What's the first thing a Blonde says the morning after sex?
Are you guys all on the same team?
What the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
You don't let your friends borrow your toothbrush.
What do you call a blonde who's found dead in a closet?
The 1989 Hide and Seek Champion.
How do you get a blonde to go on the roof?
tell her the drinks are on the house
Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
cause red means stop
what does the blonde do when she sees her reflection in a mirror?
starts a conversation! | | | | | |
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