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More Halloween One-Liners

Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor? A: Lemon n' Slime.
Q: Why wasn't the vampire working? A: He was on his coffin break.

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

Q: What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal? A: Rice Creepies.

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn? A: It was a stake sandwich.

Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: A trombone.

Q: Why was the zombie so grumpy? A: She woke up too early in the mourning.

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.

Q: What's a vampire's favorite feast? A: Fangsgiving Day dinner.

Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation? A: Ghostcards.

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: She had bat breath.


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