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Medical One-liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl
Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress

Passion - a feeling you feel when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too

Book - The Physiology of Puberty, by I.C. Morhair

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.
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