Golf accident... A guy comes to work speaking in a really hoarse voice.
His buddy asks him what happened to his voice. He relates
that he was playing golf, and sliced out of bounds into a
pasture. However, he thought he could find his ball and went
to look for it. He saw a woman looking for her ball, too. As
he passed a cow, he noticed that there was a golf ball stuck
in the back end of the cow. He lifted up the cow's tail and
called out, "Hey lady, does this look like yours?"
That's when she hit him in the throat with a 5 iron. | |
