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Quotable Baseball "Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field?"
-Jim Boulton
"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."
-Yogi Berra
"It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."
-Hank Aaron
"Fans don't boo nobodies."
-Reggie Jackson
"The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game."
-Glenn Dickey
"Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game."
-Rod Kanehl
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CASEY STENGELISMS
"They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames."
"Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em."
"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided."
"The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it."
"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits." | | | | | |
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