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Don't Hit It! | Two men were out playing golf one day. On the tee the first man sliced his ball right, the other hooked it left. After arriving at their balls the first man noticed his was in a beautifull field of buttercups. He took a whack at his ball, missed and destroyed some of the buttercups. He cussed and carried on while a fairy appeared. She said, "Just for that you will get no butter on your toast for a whole year." He cussed at her and took another whack at his ball, missing and destroying more buttercups. The fairy replied, "for that you will have no butter for a year." The golfer cussed some more. He attempted the ball several more times ruining tons of buttercups. The fairy then said, "Because you have ruined my beautiful buttercups you will have no butter the rest of your life." The golfer was even more upset by this and looked over at his friend on the otherside of the fairway and yelled, "Joe, where did you hit your ball?" Joe replied, "In a bunch of pussy willows!" The first golfer yelled, "DON'T HIT IT!" | | | | | |
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