Tiger Woods A couple was on their honeymoon, ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband,
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you
went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they
are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room
service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to
make love to his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" she asks.
"I'm still hungry, so I was going to get room service to get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to
make love to his wife a second time.
When they finish, he's tired and beat. He drags himself over
to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's par for this
damn hole." | |
