The Box | When George Dubya and Laura first got married, Bill told her never to touch the black box that he had hid under the bed. Laura promised and after almost 15 years, she had been faithful to her word. Then one day when Dubya was at work, she took the box out, just out of curiosity. Inside she found 3 empty beer cans and 15,000 dollars. When George got home, Laura confessed but asked what they were for. George said, " Each beer can represents a time that I quit drinking." Laura says" Ok, but what is the money for?" Dubya replies" Well, every time the box gets full of beer cans, I trade them in!" | |
