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Jail Time | There are these three men that are driving and all three of them are stoned and drunk. there driving down a road that is 40mph and they are driving 98mph so a cop pulls them over and arrests them and takes to jail. the next morning the judge asks them if they are guilty or innocient. they plead guilt. So the judge say ok u have three option either go to jail for two year or pay a 50,000 dollar fineor use a quarter and a dime to get as many people off of drugs as they can.they decide that they all dont wanna go to jail or pay the money so they choose the third choice. the judge say ok u have 1 week to do it and if u dont come back then u will have to spend 5 years in jail. they all agree. a week passes and they come back the judge calls for the first man and he clams that he got 10 people of of drugs and alchol the judge say ok how did u do it he say i used the quarter and said this is ur money before it and holds up the dime this is ur money after it. The judge declares him free. so she calls the next man up and askes him how many and how he did it. he claims that he got 20 people of and he used the quarter and said this is ur brain before drugs+alchol and then shows the dime then this is ur brain after drugs.the judge say ok ur free to go. then she calls the last one up and she says how many and how. he say i got 2,000,000 people of and the judge says how in the hell did u do that he goes well i held up the dime and said this is ur a@@ hole before jail then holds up the quarter and says this is ur a@@ hole after jail... | | | | | |
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