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Gore, Gates, and Bush Al Gore, George Bush and Bill Gates are at a convention together at the podium whenn they are hit by a meteor.
All together the go through the pearly gates to meet God.
The lord says to Al Gore: "so what do you believe in?"
Al answers, "I believe in the internet and welfare."
God says, "Good enough, come site near me"
He then asks George Bush, "what do you believe in?"
George answers, "why, I believe I'll make it into the white house on my daddies name"
The lord answers, "yup your probably right, come sit near me"
The lord then asks, "so Bill, what do you believe in"
Bill Gates responds, "well I believe your sitting in my chair." | | | | | |
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