George Bush | Paul waited at the pearly gates when albert enstien came up and said,"i'm albert enstien, and i want to get into heaven." and paul said,"well, another man came up here and said he was albert, so you prove to me you are so." "o.k. i need a chalk board and some chalk." so when paul snapped his fingers, a chalk board and a peice of chalk appered. albert started to do all these complicated equasions and paul said,"o.k! o.k! you are albert, come on in!" so albert walked in. the next day leanardo davinci came up and said," i'm leanardo davinci, and i want to get into heaven." then paul said,"well, another guy came up and said he was leanardo so you have to prove your leanardo." and so leanardo erased albert's writing and started to draw the mona lisa. paul said," o.k! o.k! you are leanardo, come on in!" so leanardo walked in. the next day george w. bush came up and said,"i'm george w. bush, and i want to get into heaven." and then paul said, "well someone else said that they were george so you have to prove it just like albert enstein and leanardo davinci." then george said," who's albert enstien and leanardo davinci?" "come on in george!" | |
