Jew's Revenge A Jew had the misfortune of finding himself seated between
two Iraqis on an airplane.
The Iraqis kept making insult after insult against the
Jew. The Jew, determined to survive the situation with
minimal discomfort, kicked off his shoes and concentrated
on ignoring the Iraqis.
Suddenly, one of the Iraqis poked the Jew in the ribs,
saying, "Hey...you stinking Jew...make yourself useful
and go get us a couple of cans of Coke from the back."
The Jew, in order to avoid an unpleasant confrontation,
sighed and did as he was told.
While he was gone, the Iraqis each squatted down between
the seats and took a quick dump in each of the Jew's
shoes.
Upon returning with the Cokes, the Jew noticed the shit
in his shoes, but said nothing.
The Iraqis chugged their Cokes down, and again, one of them
jabbed the Jew in the ribs and said, "Hey...you stupid Jew
...what do you have to say about the situation in the Middle
East?" To which the Jew replied, "Well, it's pretty bad.
The Iraqis keep crapping in our shoes, and we keep pissing
in their Cokes!" | |
