Medical Miracle Three physicians were speaking together at an international medical conference. One was German, one was French, and one was American.
"In my country, we have made wonderful advances in transplant surgery," said the German physician. "We recently performed the first successful transplant of not only a heart, but also both lungs,into a 70-year old man."
"That is interesting, Doctor," said the French physician. "But in my country, we recently performed the first successful transplant of a brain!"
"Remarkable," said the American. "But I believe that my country has accomplished the most amazing surgery of this sort. For we removed an asshole from Texas, and transplanted it into the White House!" | |
