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Did you know that heaven

Did you know that heaven and hell are right next to each other? Well they are and there seperated by a VERY long fence.

Well one night hell had a really big party and knocked down the fence. The next day God called satan over and told him to put the fence back up. Satan agreed and they then parted ways.

The day after that God came back and called satan back and said ''Satan look! The fence is now 3 feet into Heaven! I demand that you put it back!!!''

''And what if i dont??'' Satan replyed.

''Then I guess I'll have to sue'' God replyed.

''Well how are you going to get a lawyer? They're all in hell!''


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