Long Lost Family? A young punk got on the cross town bus and sat down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man.
The young punk had spiked, multi-colored, green, purple, and orange hair. His clothing was a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs were bare and he was without shoes. His entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings included big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man glared at the young punk for him for the next ten miles, as the bus traveled across the city.
Finally, the punk looked across at the old man, and yelled, "What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had a one-night stand with a parrot... I thought you might be my son." | |
