Three indians | There was these three indians who each were going to hunt for the first time. So the first indian goes off into the horizon and comes back with a rabbit. The others are amazed and ask "how did you catch that rabbit", the indian replies "me go hunting, me follow tracks, me catch rabbit". The next day the 2nd indian goes off and give it a try and comes back with a buffalo, the others are astouned by this and ask "how did you catch that buffalo", and he simply replies,"me go hunt, me follow tracks, me catch buffalo" so the third indian thinks he has what it takes and gives it a try the next day and comes back all fucked up, the others a laughing so hard at him that they wet themselves and ask "how the hell did you get all fucked up like that" and he replies "me go hunt, me follow track, me get hit by train". | |
