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The cucumber and the tomato

There's this cucumber that's dating this tomato.

the tomato says to the cucumber; "i don't really like you."

so the cucumber replies; "that's ok, 'cuz you're not my type!"

*note-this joke works especially well on irritating telephone solicitors*


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