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Pick up lines that could get you killed If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your
hole?
I?d like
to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like
a feed bag.
If it?s
true that we are what we eat, I could be you by
morning!
How do you like
your eggs: poached, scrambled, or
fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate
and I needed a name to go with
your face.
You are so fine that I?d eat
your shit just to see where it
came from.
My love for you is like diarrhea,
I just can?t hold it in.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti.
Let?s go
fuck.
Is that a keg in your pants? ?Cause I would love to tap
that
ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas,
could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship
bass, I don?t know whether
to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must
be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button...
from the inside?
I?m not too good at algebra, but doesn?t U+I = 69?
How
about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth
open, and I?ll give
you the meat. | | | | | |
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