Home  > College jokes > Morning Poem
This page is about Morning Poem joke.Read it and have fun! The jokes navigate is very easy and can be done by using "next joke" link. To keep up with the latest updates, subscribe to our daily jokes newsletter.
Please don't forget to bookmark us. (Just press "Control, D").This site is updated daily.
 
 

Morning Poem

I woke early one morning,

The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird

Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely

So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles

Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places

Of laughter and of fun,

It seemed his very trilling,

brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers

Crept slowly out of bed,

Then gently shut the window

And crushed his fucking head.

I'm not a morning person.
Morning Poem has a funny rating of 5.00
out of 5.
Was it funny?
  << Read previous joke   Read next joke >>
 
Click to more fun sites...
LolPictures Top20 jokes Huumor
Funny Humor Hot free site
Free Cliparts 20 Funny Jokes
Picture Rating Sites
Copyright © 2002 JokesAround.com! All Rights Reserved.
Privacy Policy