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I Will Survive (College Version) At first I was afraid
Now I’m petrified
That I just can’t keep my GPA
of two point five.
I spent all those stupid nights...
I was just chilling way too long
And that was wrong
But now I know I must be strong
And now they’re back
They’re in my face
I’ve got 3 finals and 2 papers
to be done in just five days!
I should never have gone out
And I should never have partied
‘Cause now all this work I have
It’s all piling up on me!
And I must go
to the library oh
To do research on those papers
And study harder than before
It’s hell, I’ll tell you that
and you know it’s not a lie
But I can’t crumble
I can’t lay down and die
Oh no not I!
I will survive!
If I keep a 2 point O
At least I’ll be alive!
I’ve got five more days to live
and I think my brain will give
But I’ll survive!
I will survive! | | | | | |
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