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Posh & Becks

posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
> o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the

> Clifton

> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.

>

> Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!"

> to

> which Beckham replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they

> shake

> hands on the bet and continue watching.

>

> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.

> Beckham

> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she

> refuses.

> "I

> can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating.

> I

> saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."

>

> "No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and

> square. I

> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I

> just

> didn't think he would do it again."
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