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Don`t look at me! There was a dumb blonde,a Mexican,and an Italian.They were construction workers,and they were building the world`s largest tower.When the lunch bell rang they opened their lunch boxes and the Mexican said "If I get tacos one more time I`m going to jump off this tower!"Then the Italian opened his and said"If I get pizza one more time I`m going to jump off this tower too!"Then the dumb blonde opened his lunch box and said"If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I will too!" The next day when the lunch bell rang they all opened their boxes and the Mexican said"TACOS AGAIN!"So he jumped off the tower and died.Then the Italian said "PIZZA AGAIN!"So then he jumped off the tower and died too.Then the dumb blonde said"PB AND J AGAIN!"Then he jumped off the tower and died too.At their funeral the wifes were talking.The Mexican`s wife said"If I had known he didn`t like tacos I wouldn`t have given it to him."
Then the Italian`s wife said" If I had known he didn`t like pizza I wouldn`t of given it to him."Then the dumb blonde`s wife said"Hey don`t look at me,he fixes his own lunch!" | | | | | |
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