One ear Three blondes were trying out gor the FBI. The interviewer said, "I'm going to hold a picture up for five seconds. Look at it, and when I put it away, tell me what you saw."
He held it up
The first blonde said, "I saw a man with one ear."
The interviewer said, "well, that's partially right...you see, it is a side profile so all you'd see is one ear."
The second blonde said, "I saw a man with one eye."
The interviewer said, "well, that's partially right...you see it is a side profile so all you'd see is one eye."
The third blonde said, "Well, I'm not sure, but he has contacts."
The interviewer was stunned and said, "hang on a second." He went to the back room, checked the deatils of the man who modeled for the picture. He came back out and said, "You're absolutely right, he did have contacts. How did you know?"
The third blonde said, "Well, I figured he couldn't wear glasses since he only had one ear." | |
