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How is a blonde...

How is a blonde like a screen door?

The harder u bang it the looser it gets.

Whats the diffarence between a blonde and a mosquito?

When u slap the mosquito it stops sucking.

How is a blonde like a hardware store?

10 cents a screw.

Why do blondes weare green lip stick?

Because red means stop.

What two things in the air get a blonde pregnant?

Her feet.

Why is it good to have a blonde in the passenger seat of your car?

so u can park in the handycap zone.

Whats the diffarence between a blonde and a brick?

When u lay the brick, it dosent fallow you home.


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