A few extra bucks A Little Work on the Side...
One day a blonde decided she needed a little extra money for her upcoming vacation, so she thought she'd just find a way to do a little work on the side. After some thought, she decided she was capable of doing little jobs around the house, so went out looking for work doing odd jobs.
She drove out to a fairly wealthy neighborhood, figuring the pay would be better. She knocked on the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
The homeowner thought for a moment and said, "Well, my porch could use a new coat of paint. Was gonna do it myself when I had time, I've got the paint in the garage. How much would you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 bucks"?
The man agreed and told her she'd find both the garage and the porch around back. He went back inside, and was surprised when the blonde knocked on the door after only an hour and said she was done.
You?re finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." The man nodded, impressed, and reached in his pocket for the payment.
?And by the way," the blonde added, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari. | |
