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A Blonde and Fire There was a blonde, burnett, and a redhead in a burning building. The only way to escape was to go to the top of the building and pray.
When they go to the top of the building, the looked down to the ground and saw firemen holding a blanket out. The firemen said "you the readhead, you jump first!" "But i'm afraid of hights." "Thats ok we'll catch you"
The read head told them to get ready and then jumped. "WHOOSH" the readhead jumped and the firemen pulled the blanket away and she hit the concrete like a pancake.
The they told the burnett to do it. She said no way i saw wut you just did to my friend, i'm not that stupid. The firemen told the burnett that they just hated redheads and that they would catch her. She finally decided to jump and when she did the firemen again pulled the blanket out from underneath her and she hit the ground and splatered like a tomato.
Fianlly it was the blondes turn. They told her to jump and she said no way! I'm a blonde but not that stupid. they then said they like blondes out of every one. She then makes a compromise. She said here's wut i will do. You put the blanket on the ground, back up ten feet and then i will jump. | | | | | |
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