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Loaded Gun

A man has a date with a beautiful blonde women and wants it to be perfect. He wants to look his best so he goes to the roof of his apartment to tan. He decideds to tan in the nude but falls asleep. When he wakes up he realizes that his penis is sun burned. Quickly he goes online to find out how to stop the burning. He finds a site that says if you put it in milk it will stop the burning. Hetries it and it works. The blonde comes to his house for dinner and everything is going great. Then, all of suden during dessert his penis starts to burn again. He excuses himself to the kitchen and pours a nice tall glass of milk and puts his penis in it. Suddenly the blonde walks in and sees him. Stunned she says "So that's how you load those things."


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