The Brunette who hated blondes | One day a brunette was walking thru the woods, when she came upon a magic lamp. She picked it up, and rubbed it. A genie flew out, and said "I will give you three wishes for freeing me. BUT, any wishes you get, three blondes in the world will get double of what you get." Now, the brunette HATED blondes, and so she though carefully. She said, "i wish i had a million dollars." POOF, she got a million, and three blondes got two million. Then she said, "i wish that i had a hott boyfriend." POOF, she got one, three blondes each got two. then, she spent a few minutes thinking about the last wish. She spotted a large stick nearby, and got an idea. She said, "see that stick over there? i wish you would beat me half to death with it." | |
