Casino Blond Two bored casino dealers are standing by the craps table when a blond walks in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. She tells them, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when completely nude". So she takes off everything but her necklace and throws the dice saying, "Come on, come on momma needs a new pair of clothes". She starts yelling, "Yes, Yes, I won, I won!!!" She starts jumping up and down and hugs the two dealers. She then picks up her clothes and money and leaves. The two dealers stand there dumbfounded for a while. Then one dealer says, "What did she roll anyway?" The other says, "I don't know I thought you were watching"
The moral - not all blonds are dumb. | |
