Lepercan A lepercan walks into a bar, and orders a bear. He sits down and starts drinking. 5 minutes later, he comes up to the bar tender, and spits all over him. Then, he goes and sits back down, and starts drinking again. The bar tender is like, ok, whatever. 10 minutes later, same thing happens. The bartender is now a little annoyed, but not too mad. The lepercan sits, and drinks. a half-an-hour later, he comes and spits in the bar tender's face. The bar tender, now very mad, grads the lepercan by the throat, and says "If u do that 1 more time, I'll rip your penis off!!!" The lepercan is scared now, cuz its a big threat to get ur penis ripped off, so he sits down and drinks some more. an hour later, he walks up, and spits in the bar tender's face. The bar tender now says, "ok, now I'm gonna rip ur penis off." The lepercan now starts laughing histarically. The bar tender says, "why are u laughing, I'm gonna rip ur penis off." The lepercan says, "Lepercans don't have penises," and spits in the bar tenders face again.
(For those of u who don't get it, When the lepercan was spitting, he was pissing.) | |
