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Everybody knows Bob The guys at the bar are getting quite sick of Bob claiming to know everyone. Every day Bob drops names into conversations, he would brag that he knew everyone. "The other day when Madonna called me?" was the type of thing they were used to. If ever anyone mentioned anyone Bob quickly went on about how well they knew each other. Someone mentioned Bob Dylan and Bob would talk about how he showed Dylan how to play guitar better, someone else mentions George W. Bush and Bob talks about their phone conversation last week where he gave George advice about the new tax cuts.
This went on for years until finally one day someone mentioned the Pope. When Bob started saying how the Pope asked him for advice one of them stopped him dead. "Bob, god dammit, you don't know EVERYONE and you certainly don't know the Pope, in fact you don't know any of the people you talk about. We are all sick to death of hearing you talk about people you don't know!".
Bob was visibly upset and confused by this, "You don't believe I know the pope" he said almost incredulous. "OK fine, I'll prove that I know everyone. I will fly all of you to Rome and introduce you to the pope". They all agreed thinking they would get a good laugh and a free ride. The next day they arrived in Rome and went to St. Peters to meet the pope. Unfortunately there was a big event and the pope was going to give a speech so Bob decided he would prove that he knows the pope by showing up on the balcony with the pope.
He went off and sure enough a few minutes later he stepped out on the balcony with the Pope. They were amazed but suspected that Bob may have hired someone to impersonate the Pope just to fool them. The decided to turn to one of the Bishops nearby to confirm that it really was the pope. "Excuse me, do you see the guy up there, who is that?" the said to the bishop. "Well, I cant tell who that guy is but the guy next to him is Bob". | | | | | |
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