Karate Chop There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking
his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden
this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks
him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on
the stool and starts drinking again when all of a
sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down
AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up,
brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he
returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind
the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude
off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When
he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears | |
