Piss on bar A guy walks into a bar during the great depression. He pulls out a big handfull of cash. The bartender says, where did you get that kinda money from? The man says I make alot of money betting on things, but not just anything, just sure things. The bartender asks, what do u mean?? The guy says well like this,I bet you five bucks I can bite my right eye. Ok the bartender says. He pulls out his glass eye and bites it. Oh ok the bartender says. Alright now the man says, I will bet you five bucks I can bite my left eye. I dont beleieve that now, u walked in here perfectly fine, you cant be blind, so I will bet you. The Guy takes out his false teeth and bits his left eye. Oh man you got me there says the bartender.
The guy goes to the back room and about 15 minutes later come out and says, I got one more bet for you. I betcha 50 bucks I can stand on this bar stool and piss into the spitecan all the way over there. OH man your gonna loose this one the bartender says, that can is 10 feet away. The guy stands up on the bar stool, whipes out his wanker and starts to piss, it goes all over the bar all of the stools all over everything. Ha Ha, I won the bartender says, and laughs at the guy, You owe me 50 bucks. AH thats ok the guy says, I got bet with everybody in the back that I could piss on your bar and you would laugh. | |
