9 Martinis A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 martinis. The bartender says, 'Wow! You must be celebrating something big!'
'Yeah' says the guy, 'I'm celebrating my first blow job!'
'Well, that is a worth while celebration, I'll throw in a tenth one for free!' says the bartender.
'Nah', says the guy, 'If 9 don't get that taste outta my mouth, nothing will." | |
