Another drunk joke | There's an englishman,a scottsman,and an irishman all sitting at a bar with pints in front of them.the bar is full of flies.one lands in the englishman's pint."oh,that's repulsive",he says and pushes his pint away.a fly then lands in the scottsman's pint.the scott fishes it out,throws it,and slings back his pint. finally one lands in the irishman's pint.he reaches in,pulls the fly out,holds it between his fingers and yells"spit it out you bastard!spit it out!" | |
