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Aligator in a bar | A guy walks into a bar with an aligator on a leash. The bartender says what the hell are you doing you can't bring that in here. The man says, don't worry this aligator wouldn't hurt anybody it's my pet. The bartender says i don't care, there are rules man. You can't bring that damn aligator in here! The man says, look this aligator wouldn't even hurt a fly. Here, let me show you. So the man takes the leash off of the aligator, unzips his pants and puts his penis in the aligators mouth. Then he shuts the aligators mouth on his penis and starts beating the aligator on the head with a bar stool. Soon enough the man stops and opens the aligators mouth and everything is still there and in good shape. Amazed that the man would actally do something like that he tells him that they can stay. The man turns to the crowd in the bar who are all speechless and says, by the way, would anyone else like to try this? Slowly a small hand in the back of the crowd pops up and a 92 year old woman says, "I WOULD!, but don't go beating me on the back of the head with that bar stool! | | | | | |
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