Your monkey just pissed In my beer | A guy walks into a nice bar and orders a drink. A pianist is playing at a piano in the corner. While he plays, the pianist has a pet monkey, dressed in a little suit, hop up and down the bar, shaking a tin cup for tips. The monkey approaches the new customer, shakes his cup, but the guy ignores him. The monkey shakes his cup again. The customer says, "Get the fuck away from me!". The monkey shakes his cup in the guys face again whereupon the guy slaps the shit out of the monkey. The monkey unzips his little trousers and proceeds to piss into the guys beer...then runs away before the guy can slap him again. The guy gets off his stool, stalks over to the pianist, and shouts, "Do you know your monkey just pissed in my beer"? The pianist looks thoughtful, scratches his chin, and replies, "Ummmmmmm, no.....I can't seem to recall that one......but, if you'll hum a few bars, maybe I could fake it." | |
