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Drunk man

Theres this guy in a bar and he keeps falling out of his chair. The bartender picks him up and says to te other guy at the bar "Can you please bring this man home. He's been here all day and is drunk as a skunk." Well the guy agrees and picks up the drunk man. On his way to the door the man falls. So he picks him up and keeps going. He falls three more times before reaching the door. On the way to the car he falls 4 more times and finaly get him in the car. He askes the man where he lives and drives him there. He takes him out of the car and falls 3 more times on the way to the door. the man then rings the door and the mans wife answers. He says "I brought your husband home for you." she replies " Where is his wheelchair?"


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