Nice Bartender This guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey bartender, give me a drink, and while you're at it, give everybody in this bar a drink, and bartender, you seem like a nice guy, have a drink yourself." The bartender sets up everybody in the bar with a drink. The bartender drinks his and says, "Hey buddy that's really nice of you, what's the special occasion?" The guy replies, "Oh, no special occasion, I just wanted everybody to have a drink." The bartender says, "That's great buddy, that will be $75.00." The guy says, "Heck, I ain't got no money." The bartender beats this guy to a pulp and throws him out into the street.
About a week later, the guy walks into the bar again, he is all bandaged up, broken arm and leg, walking on a crutch, and he says, "Hey bartender, give me a drink, and while you're at it, give everybody in this bar a drink." The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Hey, what's up buddy, don't I get a drink this time?" The guys replies, "Heck no, you like to fight when you drink."
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