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That'll learn ya! (it's a little long but enjoy) This man and his monkey walk into a bar. When the man orders a beer the monkey is off like a shot and eats everthing he can lay his hands on. His eats all the peanuts, all the potato chips and while he's still chewing he walks up to the pool-table. He spends a good 10 minutes staring at the pool-ball until he decides to pick it up and swallows it whole! The bartender is very pissed and makes the man pay for the ball and get out.
Aweek later the same man and his monkey return to the same bar. The man, again, orders a beer and the monkey is off again to see what he can eat. The monkey goes up to a bowl of cherries, picks up a single cherry, and before he eats it, he sticks it up his ass. The bartender is astonished, "Did you just see what your monkey just did? He stuck a cherry up his sh*t-pipe and then ate it!!" The man says "Ya I know. You see after the pool-ball incident he has learned to measure things!"
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