Peg leg pirate So, there is this guy who goes into a bar.
He sits next to a pirate with a peg leg, a
hook, and a patch over one of his eyes.
Curious the man asks the pirate,"Soooo,
how did you get that leg there?" The
pirate replies," Arr, me alligator bit it off."
So then, after working up his courage
again, the man asks the pirate," Well,
how did you get that fancy hook there?"
The pirate pauses and then say's, "Aye,
lost it in one of me sword fights!" Now the
guy is pretty used to talking to the pirate
so he asks about the eye patch. The
pirate looks a tad bit redder than before
but replies,"A seagull pooped on me eye
when I was looking up."
"You lost your eye because a seagull
pooped in it!?" blurted the shocked man.
"No, it was the first day with me hook." | |
