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Beer slinging rats One friday afternoon three rats meet at the bar to sling back a few cold ones and shoot the shit.
One beer leads to another and befor they know it two of the rats start comparing tough rat stories.
The first rat says "I've got no fear, ya know them big old traps? Well I just stick my hand right in em and snatch out the days lure. Don't even faze me!"
The second rat just shrugs his shoulders and says "Yeh well you know that green poison? I eat that shit like cheese. Dont even get a little heartburn, I love that shit!"
The third rat half listening stands up, finishes off the last of his beer, slams the pounder on the bar and says "Well guys I'm outta here I gotta go home and fuck the cat!"
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