The horse A guy walks into the bar and sees a jar of money on the table. he asks the bartender "whats the money for?" the bartender says "see that horse? you gotta make 'im laugh, and if you do, ya can have the money" the guy walks over to the horse, whispers something in his ear, and the horse starts laughing so hard tears roll down its face. as the man was collecting his money , the bartender didnt say anything, just shook his head in disbelief.
the next day the same man entered the bar, and spotted another jar of money on the counter. he asked the bartender " what do i gotta do to get that money?" and the bartender says " ya know that horse over there? now you gotta make 'im cry." the man walked over , pulled his pants down, and the horse started bawling. when the man came to collect his money, the bartender said, "i just gotta know, how the hell did you do that?"
the man replied casually "yesterday i told the horse that i had a bigger dick than he did, an today i showed him."
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