Boring Bar | A guy walks into a bar...no one is there except the bartender. He orders a beer...drinks it. Orders another...drinks it. Finally he says to the bartender, "Kind of boring here with only me and you...I'll tell you what....just to liven things up, I'll make a bet with you". "Okay", says the bartender, what's the bet?" "I'll bet you a beer I can bite my right eyeball", says the customer. "Oh, what the hell", says the bartender, "okay". So, the guy takes out his glass eye, bites it, and replaces it. "Okay", says the bartender, "here's your beer. You got me with that one."....The guy drinks it and says, "Tell you what...for another beer, I'll bet you I can bite my left eyeball". The bartender's thinking there's no way the guy's blind, so he takes the bet. The customer takes out his false teeth, bites his left eyeball, and collects the beer. Finishing his beer, the customer says, "One more bet!! I'll bet you I can stand on the bar...piss on you... and not get you wet". The bartender thinks..what the hell...it'll be worth it just to see what happens...so he agrees to the bet. The customer gets on the bar, pulls out his dick, and starts pissing on the bartender...soaking him! "Goddam you, you sorry motherfucker!! Look what you've done!!", screams the bartender. "Well, what the fuck?", says the customer, "you can't win 'em all". | |
