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Constopated cat These 2 Guys live with each other with a cat. The guy with the cat has a job and the other one doesn't. The jobless guy got bored every day so he desided to clean out the cat litter.
When the owner of the cat came home one day to change the litter and found no turds. The jobless guy did this every day and the cat owner got worried about the cat, so he took the at to the doctor. The doctor said to give him his pills every day. Still the jobless guy cleaned out the cat litter. Weeks later when the guy was coming home from a party he really had to take a duker! He could not hold it for two flights upstairs so he decided to take a crap in the litter box, and it was about a foot longer than a cat turd. When the cat owner came home he looked in the litter box and saw a humungus duker. The cat owner said with astonishment " KITTY!"
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