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Man, sheep, dog.....

A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog.

After a few months, the sheep starts looking really

attractive to the man. However, whenever he approaches the

sheep, the dog begins to growl in a threatening manner. The

man takes the dog to the opposite side of the island, giving

it some food as a distraction. He runs back to the sheep

only to find the dog growling at him. The man ties the dog

to a tree with a large leash. He goes back to the sheep only

to find the dog growling with a gnawed off leash around its

neck. By now, the man is getting depressed-and frustrated.

As he sits under a palm tree staring out to sea, a beautiful

woman in a tight-fitting wet suit emerges from the surf. She

asks him who he is and, taking pity upon his lonely state,

asks if there's anything she can do for him. The man thinks

for a moment and then responds, "Could you take the dog for a walk?
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