Kalamazoo | Late one night, a burglar breaks into a home. he is looking around for valuables to steal when he hears a voice say "jesus is watching you", alarmed, the burglar cautiously looks around for the owners of the home. not finding anyone, he continues his search for booty. again, he hears a voice say "jesus is watching you!" immediately, the burglar honed in where the voice came from, and walked over to a bird cage. the burglar raised the vail from the bird cage. looking at the bird, the burglar asked the bird "what is your name?" the bird replies "kalamazoo", the burglar says "what kind of idoit would name a bird kalamazoo?" the bird replies "the same idoits that named a doberman jesus"............... | |
