Wtf is heaven? A guy's best friend dies (via a tragic accident involving flat tyres, a mud hut and fishing tackle) so he goes to a psychic mediator to speak to him.
He makes contact, and asks his freind what being dead is like. The freind replies:
"Oh, it's great! first you have breakfast, then sex, then lunch, then sex, then dinner, then sex, then bed. Oh, then sex, of course."
So in wonder the guys says:
"Shit...is that what heaven is like?!?"
With somewhat contempt his dead friend says:
"Heaven be buggered, I've been re-incarnated as a rabbit in hyde park!" | |