Fido | This guy went to go pick up his date for prom and when he got to the door he realized he really had to fart. He ran the doorbell and the dad answered and said, " Sit down my daughter is still getting ready." When he walked in he noticed a dog sitting by the couch. He thought "Perfect, I could let out my fart a little bit at a time and the dad will think its the dog!" So he sat down and let a little bit out. The dad said,"Fido!" He thought,"Yes, its working!" So he let a little more out. The dad said,"Fido!" Then the guy saw his girlfriend walking down the stairs so he thought I guess I'll just let it all out. So he did. Then the dad said,"Fido, get over here before that guy takes a crap on you | |
